I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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