Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Randomize
