This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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