Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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