at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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