she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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