She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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