dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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