How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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