Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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