I want to make a zoo with you.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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