I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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