I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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