just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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