it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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