don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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