your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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