dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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