Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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