hell yes lets make some ravioli
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Is it penis luge time yet?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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