would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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