You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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