My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
