Your mouth is God's brothel.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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