you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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