Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
And then my night got REAL pukey
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Randomize
