Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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