Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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