sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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