we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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