i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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