Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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