he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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