I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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