Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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