I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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