He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
