I cannot find my penis.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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