I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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