David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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