I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
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