Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
