If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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