booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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