it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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