my soul wont recognize me after tonight
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
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go home
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The struggles of a small town man whore
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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