I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
4 words: hood of his car
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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