Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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