Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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