Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Drunk is not a location!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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