You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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