Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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