she woke up with a sticky ear
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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