Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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