You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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