I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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